Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you fix a women’s watch? A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do? A: Because women don’t shutRead More →

More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one poundRead More →

   A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.    A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.    A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.    A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.    A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.    A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.    A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.    A snail can sleep for three years.    Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.    All 50 states are listed across the top of the LincolnRead More →