A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. I had amnesia once – maybe twice. All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy. The universe is a figment of its own imagination. I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Is there another word for synonym? Why don’t men often show their true feelings? – Because they don’t have any. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!! Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don’t know. Never happens. MarriageRead More →

Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California: 1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. Connecticut: 1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. 2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. Florida: 1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. 2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine,Read More →