1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early.” 2. You have more beer than food in your fridge. 3. Weekends start on Thursday. No… Wednesday. 4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. 5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. 6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case. 7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed. 8. You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open. 9. You think it’s the weekend on a WednesdayRead More →

0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 – Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers. 4 – Barmaid complimented on choice of bra. Partially visible when bending to get packets of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of pretzles one by one. 5 – Have brilliant discussion with guy on the next bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme forRead More →