Daddy I fell in love

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That’s great son. Who is she?" Son: "It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The ...

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Whimsical Words

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