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Application for Arkansas governer
First name: ______________________ Last name(if known):______________ Address (where you live):__________________________________________ Mother's name_____________________ (also relation, i.e., sister) Birthdate(yours):__________________ Father's name:_____________________ (if known, if not, list choices) Color of neck: Light Red ( ) Medium Red( ) Dark Red ( ) No Neck ( ) Year of pickup truck:_____________ List all that you have in your truck: Fuzzy Dice( ) Gun Rack( ) Coon Tail( ) Filled ash tray( ) Dead Road Kill( ) Dog of Unknown Breed( ) Have you ever been to a large city? (Like Little Rock) Yes ( ) No ( ) How far can you throw cow pies?____ Do you eat cow pies? Yes( ) No( ) Wife's name:__________________ Is she: Cousin( ) Neighbor( ) Sister( ) Aunt ( ) Mother( ) Neighbor's dog( ) Does your wife weigh: Less than 200 Pounds( ) Less than 300 Pounds( ) Less than a 747( ) More than a 747( ) Do you know what a 747 is? Yes( ) No( ) How much smarter than you is your wife: 50 IQ Points( ) 75 IQ Points( ) 100 IQ Points( ) She Won't Tell Me( ) Does your wife wear: A Dress( ) Pants( ) Hot Pants( ) Your Pants( ) Them Lawyer Clothes( ) Nothing( ) Understood previous questions: Yes( ) No( ) Huh?( ) All of the Above( ) What "previous" mean?( ) Color of wife's hair: Blonde( ) Red( ) Brown( ) Black( ) Bald( ) Last Elvis sighting: Location: ________________ On what date?_____________ Can you count past five: Yes( ) No( ) Past ten: Yes( ) No( ) Explain in ten words or less why on Earth you want to be Governor of Arkansas: ________________________________ Signature ('X' if you can't write)