Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a  foursome of men playing the next hole.  The ball hit one of  the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.  The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. ‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d  allow me,’ she told him.  ‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right.  I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied.Read More →

1.  How Do You Catch a Unique  Rabbit? Unique  Up On It. 2.  How Do You Catch a Tame  Rabbit? Tame  Way. 3.  How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest  ? They  Take The Psychopath 4.  How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil  The Hell Out Of It 5.  What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete  Wall? Dam! 6.  What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too  Long? Polaroids 7.  What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t  work? A  Stick 8.  What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t  Yours? Nacho  Cheese. 9.  What Do You Call Santa’s  Helpers?Read More →

Plan a picnic Go visit a national park to enjoy that picnic Be denied access to said national park Demand to nobody in particular that the park ranger grant you access When nobody shows, stand outside park and scream "COWARD"  Go to your local representative to complain Remember the picnic lunch you’ve made is getting cold Stop and enjoy that lunch before it’s too late Get a stomach ache because you ate too fast Go to the hospital and demand you see the best doctor they’ve got Get told that you’ll have to wait a few hours like everyone else Exclaim "Is this what myRead More →