Please God try to explain women

Do Not Try To Understand Women
Do Not Try To Understand Women

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. Please God try to explain women?

“Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”.

“OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?”

GOD says, “So you would like them.”

“OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?”

“So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?”

GOD says, “So they would love you!”

Short Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

Collection of short Jokes
Short Funny Jokes
– All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.


– Why didn’t the sailors play cards?
– Because the captain was sitting on the deck.


– Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
– Because the grass tickles their balls!


– What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?
– 365 used condoms are VERY good year.


– What Bill Gates‘ wife says him when they make love?
– Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.


A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
– Stop! Treason! The ass!!!


– Who has invented the love?
– The poor, so they can fuck for free.


Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
– What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
– Hundred dollars, as usual.


Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She is expecting triplets.
Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago.


Good: Your wife doesn’t talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.


Good: Your son is growing up.
Bad: He has a relationship with a whore from the neighborhood.
Very bad: Just like you.


Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.


Good: Your son has a serious relationship.
Bad: The relationship is with a man.
Very bad: With your best friend.


Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is a whore.
Very bad: She earns much more than you.

Three guys had been walking for 3 days

guys walking

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them “Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in.”

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out “Bananas!” and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out “Money!” and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells “Oh Shit!”