Actual letter by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality

Actual letter by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality
Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the ...

U.S. Funniest Town Slogans

U.S. Funniest Town Slogans
1. Bushnell, South Dakota It’s not the end of the Earth, but you can see it from here. 2. Gas, Kansas Don’t pass Gas, stop and enjoy it. 3. Peculiar, Missouri Where the “odds” are with you. 4. Denver, Iowa The mile wide city. 5. Drumright, Oklahoma Town of oil repute. 6. San Andreas, California ...

Police Lose 1200 pounds of Cannabis, Blame Addicted Rats

Police Lose 1200 pounds of Cannabis, Blame Addicted Rats
Police inspectors in Pilar, Argentina’s Buenos Aires province, were recently questioned about the disappearance of 1200 pounds of marijuana from the evidence room, and the best explanation they could come up with was that addicted rats ate it all. It all started when Commissioner Emilio Portero relieved his partner Javier Specia, as head of the ...