Skip to content
- Eating icecream from a large tub…cause you’re going to finish it!
- Smoking weed first thing in the morning. The day will look better, but you’ll get nothing accomplished except for eating a large tub of icecream.
- Sleeping in late. It feels so good but then you miss work, so you have to smoke weed to deal with the guilt and then you eat a large tub of ice cream.
- Masturbating in the morning before you get up because you’ll fall back to sleep, miss work, smoke weed, and eat a large tub of icecream.
- Dreaming of fucking some hot young man/woman/hybrid because you will have to masturbate, blow your load, fall back to sleep, miss work, smoke dope, and eat a big tub of icecream.