Most Epic ‘Eric Cartman’ Moments

Eric Cartman as one of the most iconic television characters of all time

Best Cartman lines of all time
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Of all the characters ever created for television Eric Cartman stands proud as possibly the most evil.

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Best Eric cartman Lines Ever

  • 1. “I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”
  • 2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”
  • 3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”
  • 4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”
  • 5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Cartman
    “I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies
  • 6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
  • 7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”
  • 8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”
  • 9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.
  • 10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy
    “Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman