Jimmy Kimmel rallied support for the legal fund of Stephanie Clifford, the former pornographic film actress known as Stormy Daniels. Kimmel wants to help Clifford pay her way out of a nondisclosure agreement.
“She’s trying to raise money to pay for her legal fees, so she launched a fund-raising page on a website called CrowdJustice.com, so now you can give money to a porn star — just like the president of the United States.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I never thought giving money to a porn star would be considered to be an act of patriotism — but then again, I also never thought a guy who got in a Twitter war with Cher would become president.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“And remember, every dollar you donate potentially brings us one step closer to seeing photos that will haunt our dreams forever.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Robert Mueller has subpoenaed the Trump Organization, the president’s company, demanding that they hand over any documents related to business they may have done with Russia. You know, in an investigation like this, it’s important to follow the money — no matter how many porn stars it leads to.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Donald Trump surprisingly hasn’t tweeted about the subpoena yet. Probably because he doesn’t know how to spell the word ‘subpoena.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL