Interesting Ads and Funny Signs

  • Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
  • For sale: A quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
  • 20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.
  • Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
  • Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
  • Modular Sofas. Only $299 For rest or fore play.
  • Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
  • Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
  • Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
  • Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale
  • And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
  • We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
  • When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and Up after.
  • Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
  • No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
  • Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
  • Save regularly in our bank. You’ll never reget it.
  • This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.
  • For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
  • For Sale: Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
  • Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last
  • Stock up and save. Limit: one
  • We build bodies that last a lifetime
  • See ladies blouses. 50% Off!
  • Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!