How Many Calories Does Sex Burn? Weight Loss During Sex

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REMOVING CLOTHES:
With partner’s consent……….12
Without partner’s consent……187

ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE:
Shoes flew off………………35
Expression didn’t change………0.5
Birds sang: large birds……….7
: small birds……….5
Earth moved………………..150

UNHOOKING BRA:
Using two calm hands………….7
Using one trembling hand……..36
Ripping off…………………80

Lifting partner……………..15
Dragging partner on floor…….16
Using skateboard……………..3

PULLING OUT:
Before orgasm………………..0.5
During orgasm……………..1000
After orgasm…………………4

ACHIEVING ERECTIONS:
For normal healthy man………..2.5
Losing erection……………..14
Searching for it……………115

PENIS ENVY:
For a woman………………….6
For a man………………….350

PUTTING ON CONDOM:
With erection………………..1.5
Without erection……………300

INSERTING DIAPHRAGM:
If the woman who does it is
Experienced………………….6
Inexperienced……………….73
If a man does it……………680
Add (5) calories for retrieving it from across the room.

AGGRAVATION:
Partner keeps watering plants…………………5
Partner insists on cuddling dog during foreplay..14
Partner goes to bathroom for 7th time…………12
Partner taking phone calls……………………7
Partner making phone calls…………………..45

ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY:
Italian- Man on top,woman in kitchen…………..50
Russian- Woman on bottom, Man getting permission..55
American- Both on top………………………..60

GETTING CAUGHT:
By partner’s spouse…………….60
By your spouse………………..100
Explaining……………………300
Remaining Calm………………..440
Leaping from bed………………100
Dressing in one motion…………500
Quick thank-you…………………6

SIDE EFFECTS INTERCOURSE:
Bouncing……………………….7
Sliding around………………….9
Serious skidding……………….12
Whiplash………………………27
Moaning……………………….20
Sustained Moaning……………..200
Piercing Screams………………400
Drag nails across partner’s back…70

ORGASM:
Real………………………27
Faked…………………….160
Mutual……………………400
Machine-inflicted………….140
Without partner’s consent…..187

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