Heather McCartney, 26, kicked, punched and bit police who tried to arrest her shortly after the final siren of football game.
The Scottish model flew into town from her Gold Coast home for footys biggest day and said after a big session drinking she just got carried away.
Donning a Hawthorn scarf, she enjoyed the match from the comfort of a corporate box before performing an explicit post-game show for a group of mates.
After she tried to climb out of the corporate boxs window, completely naked, police stepped in.
Photos of McCartney cavorting completely nude around the corporate box have appeared on social media.
Dozens of shocked footy fans can be seen looking on in surprise at the explicit show.
Police described McCartney as drunk, unsteady on her feet and totally incoherent when they tried to arrest her.
Refusing to go down without a fight she abused, hit out at, and bit police.
F–k off, I dont have to tell you anything. You f—ing retard, she yelled before hitting one officer in the face.
Police called for back-up before another officer was attacked with a high heel and a third bites on the finger.