Category: Jokes

You can tell it’s going to be a bad day when

You wake up face down on the sidewalk. You wear your bra backwards and are more suitable. You call prevention of suicide and they hold you back. You see a ’60 minute’ news team...

WARNING Dark Humor – Dead Baby Jokes

What is purple and sitting in the corner? A baby plays with a plastic bag. What’s green and sitting in the corner? The same baby three weeks later. What’s black and sitting in a...

Are you Gay? Get off the Plane!

An employee for US Air, who happens to have the last name GAY, gets a The aircraft recently used one of its company’s “Free Flight” programs. However, when Pak Gay tried to take his...

Big Collection of One-Liners

Big Collection of One-Liners

A man with no arms and legs in a hole Dug A man with no arms and legs under a car Jack A man with no arms and legs in the garden Pete A...

100 funniest short jokes

“I want to start with a chimney joke – I have a stack. The first is at home. “- Vine Team As a scarecrow, people say I am extraordinary in my field. But straw...

Why is beer better than Jesus?

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 9. Beer does not tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a great war. 7. Do not force Beer to...

One month without having sex

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they...

Pope is early for his flight

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn’t driven a car since becoming the pope....