Category: Jokes

Best Belgian Joke ever

Two Belgians walk on the street and they see something they do not recognize. Here is the conversation: – Do you know what this is? – I have no idea. – Neither do I....

Did you hear about the guy who….

spent 4 days in sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage? took his pregnant wife to Dominoes pizza because he heard they had free delivery? looked in the lumber yard for a draft board?...

The Creation of Corporate Policy

In the beginning, there was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form and the plan was completely without substance. The darkness was upon the faces of the workers,...

Cucumbers are better than men

The average length of cucumbers is at least 6 inches. Cucumber is always difficult. Cucumbers have never had performance problems. No problem taking cucumbers. Cucumbers can go every weekend. Cucumbers will respect you. The...

What the Doctor Says and What the Doctor Means

“Okay, what do we have here …” Because he doesn’t have the foggiest idea of ​​what it is, Doctor hope you will give him instructions. “We will see later.” “First, I have to check...

Stuff You’re Not Supposed to Know About

Women who cook peanuts and peas in the same pan are very unhealthy. Men who fart in the church sit on their own benches. Stand on the toilet, sit on the pot. A very...

You can tell it’s going to be a bad day when

You wake up face down on the sidewalk. You wear your bra backwards and are more suitable. You call prevention of suicide and they hold you back. You see a ’60 minute’ news team...