Cucumbers left on the floor of the new Fifty shades darker premiere

The ladies who went see the film brought some healthy snack options, but when they saw the popcorn they couldn’t resist and left their shitty health snack on the floor.

Even though you wouldn't get pregnant from a cucumber, it could put some nasty bacterial cultures inside of you and cause health problems.
Why are the wrappers still on the cucumbers?

These were planted by someone, either to drum up publicity or as an ill-devised prank.

  1. Nobody in their right mind would use those with the plastic on.
  2. The seats are completely free of any stains.
  3. If someone’s intention was to masturbate during a movie, they’d bring their own tools.
  4. We’re supposed to believe that two women had the very same idea, and that they just happened to be sitting next to each other?
  5. Barring that, we’re supposed to believe that two women who are comfortable masturbating next to each other are both ignorant of clitoral stimulation