Just go for the guy that treats you right

I want a guy like you.” Goes after the same guy she has dated for five years. Runs back to you after he cheats on her, again. Sometimes someone can be attractive , but just aren’t what you are attracted too . Men, want a woman who wants to be with “The good guy”? She’s probably “the good girl” you won’t give the time of day to.

or who has more money... or better car... better job...
or who has more money… or better car… better job…

Bullshit by Cards Against Humanity on Black Friday

The darkly comedic card game Cards Against Humanity posted an update to its social media and e-mail list followers.

Which fans assumed might tie into the company’s usual holiday-related online promotions. Instead of unveiling a limited-edition holiday-themed set of cards, however, the game maker shut down its online store—with one very odd exception.

Cards Against Humanity calls bullshit on Black Friday
Cards Against Humanity calls bullshit on Black Friday

To help you experience the ultimate savings on Cards Against Humanity this Black Friday, we’ve removed the game from our store, making it impossible to purchase, the card maker’s update read. After that, the company linked to its online store, where, for one day only, it’s selling one thing: bullshit. Literally.

Though the page link only showed a typical Cards Against Humanity-styled box, complete with Helvetica Bold font and a cartoon version of a poo drawn on the side, the purchase page assured shoppers that the box contained “literal feces, from an actual bull.” The site advised shoppers who spend $6 on this curio to “fertilize your garden, adorn a festive tree, or surprise a loved one with the gift of poop.” The company spent most of Friday morning assuring its Twitter followers, again and again, that yes, this box will contain nothing more than poop. (Company co-founder Max Temkin offered the following to one fan: “If you buy the poop expecting it to be something else that’s not poop, you’re actually buying a valuable life lesson for $6.”)

Unlike other card packs for the game, this product does not appear to be an Amazon exclusive, and we trust that the store means it when they say it will only be sold for one day.

 

You can’t trust news reporters

It is truly terrifying. The news story is just a cover though. The bear wasn’t “flying,” it was hit by one car, which punted it up into the windshield of an oncoming vehicle. This sort of thing happens all the time with animal collisions.

only in canadaThe bear was struck by a vehicle on the highway and launched through the air. A vehicle was travelling in the opposite direction and was struck by the bear. The bear carcass flew through the windshield, instantly killing the driver and the passenger seated behind him. The only one in the car to survive was a young man seated in the front passenger seat who witnessed her girlfriend get decapitated by the carcass. He sustained minor injuries from the vehicle crashing shortly after.