I met a camel with no humps, so I named him Humphrey. How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler. Didja hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It’s got great food, but no atmosphere. Remember alcohol and calculus don’t mix so don’t drink and derive. I’m addicted to placebos. I’d give them up but it wouldn’t make any difference. The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He’s shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head. The doctor’s cries, “Oh my god, how did that happen?” The frog answeredRead More →

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.” “You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist. “I do” replies the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s of no use to anyone.” The man below replies, “You must work in management.” “I do”Read More →