1. Stab them with a spear…of asparagus. 2. “Take it easy, bro. I have no beef with you.” 3. “Lettuce be friends.” 4. “Give peas a chance.” No tags for this post. Related posts No related posts.
I met a camel with no humps, so I named him Humphrey. How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler. Didja hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It’s got great food, but no atmosphere. Remember alcohol and calculus don’t mix so don’t drink and derive. I’m addicted to placebos. I’d … Read moreJokes So Bad They’re Actually Funny
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above … Read moreThe hot air balloon dilemma
1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates. 2. You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka. 3. You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting. 4. You can be in a crowded bar and still spot a toupee from 50 yards away. 5. You can … Read more50 Signs To Tell If You Are Gay
1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny. 2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal. 3. Santa seldom answers your mail. 4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, he says, “Elves make it for me.” 5. Santa doesn’t care about … Read moreSimilarities between Santa Claus and system administrators
This article was published in 1985 from Ebony Magazine. In their special “What they may look like in 2000,” the Magazine editors gave it a wild shot of how would Michael Jackson look like 15 years later. Boy, were they wrong. What Ebony clearly did not know was that Michael would go on to turn … Read morePrediction of What Michael Jackson Would Look Like in the Year 2000
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip. When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. ( Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. When she goes to the zoo the … Read moreYo mama so fat Jokes
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