Actual letter by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality

Actual letter by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality
Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the ...

U.S. Funniest Town Slogans

U.S. Funniest Town Slogans
1. Bushnell, South Dakota It’s not the end of the Earth, but you can see it from here. 2. Gas, Kansas Don’t pass Gas, stop and enjoy it. 3. Peculiar, Missouri Where the “odds” are with you. 4. Denver, Iowa The mile wide city. 5. Drumright, Oklahoma Town of oil repute. 6. San Andreas, California ...

Best one-line insults

1. You could commit suicide by jumping from your “ego level” to your “IQ level”. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is. 4. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with ...