20 Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Think

1. The olympics is the only time when you hear “Great execution by North Korea” and it seems okay.

2. If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca’s

3. The average car in space is nicer than the average car on Earth BronzeInKorea22

4. Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

5. Imagine how rich you would have had to be 200 years ago to have music playing in the background while you cook dinner DadThrowsBolts

6. There must be millions of people who still spell out B-E-A-UTIFUL in their head the same way Jim Carrey did in Bruce Almighty.

7. Pirates have always seemed good about employing people with physical disabilities.

8. One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline.

9. You know you’ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.

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10. When you think about it, Shakespeare WAS the result of billions of monkeys trying to write stuff randomly for millions of years.

11. Somebody who thinks that feathers on dinosaurs would suddenly make them not-scary has never been chased by a goose.

Prince Charles is nearly 5 years older than the UK men’s retirement age, and he’s not even started the job he was born to do.

13. Narcissus would probably be thrilled to hear that he has a flower and a psychological condition named after him.

14. Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy

The first person who will be killed by a sex robot is probably already walking among us, unaware of how unflattering their obituary is going to read.

16. Sleeping in until 11am sounds lazier than waking up at 9am and taking a two hour nap later on in the day.

17. No matter what business it is now you can always tell when it used to be a Pizza Hut.

18. Whining about having a jet lag is quite literally like complaining that the world does not revolve around us.

19.Thanks to Elon Musk, there is now a non-zero chance of getting into a car accident in space.

20. Prepare to see Elon Musk’s car as an Easter Egg floating in the background of Sci-fi movies.

Pangrams : What sentence uses the whole alphabet?


Everybody knows one or two pangrams (sentences that use every letter of the alphabet). You’ve probably seen some of these before:


  • The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
  • Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
  • How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.
  • The five boxing wizards jump quickly.
  • Sympathizing would fix Quaker objectives.
  • Many-wived Jack laughs at probes of sex quiz.
  • Turgid saxophones blew over Mick’s jazzy quaff.
  • Playing jazz vibe chords quickly excites my wife.
  • A large fawn jumped quickly over white zinc boxes.
  • Exquisite farm wench gives body jolt to prize stinker.
  • Jack amazed a few girls by dropping the antique onyx vase!


$1,600 UBER Ride Across Three States

New Jersey man took an Uber ride that won’t be easy to forget.

Kenny Bachman was visiting friends in West Virginia when he dozed off in the back of his Uber after a night of beer-and-shot deals or whatever. But when Bachman woke up, he wasn’t nursing a hangover in his friend’s place near the West Virginia University campus—he was still in the Uber, on a 300-mile drive back to his home in Gloucester County, New Jersey.

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Bachman woke up after two hours asleep in the Uber XL, completely baffled about why he was speeding down a strange highway in a car early Saturday morning. “I just woke up,” , “and I’m thinking, Why the f*** am I in the car next to some random dude I don’t even know?”

The driver quickly filled Bachman in on what he missed. According to the guy behind the wheel, Bachman had requested an UberXL to pick him up and had drunkenly selected his New Jersey home as the destination. Oh, and it was Friday night, so prices were surging. At that point, Bachman was only two hours into a five-hour drive, so he could have easily just told the Uber driver to end the ride and leave him at a Rite Aid or whatever, but in his groggy state, he decided to just see the ride through all the way home.

The whole trek allegedly wound up costing $1,635.93, which Bachman initially paid. But once he was home and the hungover haze lifted, he realized that $1,600 was kind of a lot for a trip he didn’t exactly want to take.

A $3.94 base fare, a $2.35 booking fee, $696.95 for distance, $115.90 for time. Things were more expensive because Bachman unintentionally ordered an UberXL, which can hold up to six passengers and is exponentially more expensive than the typical UberX. Still, it would have been just $819.14 — if not for the surge pricing, which doubled every charge except the booking fee.

He contested the trip to Uber, claiming that the driver messed with his phone while he was blacked out, but Bachman says the ride-share company didn’t refund the massive fare.