1. Excitable – Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2. Sociable – Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3. Crosseyed – Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4. Timid – Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5. Indifferent – All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6. Clever – No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. 7. Worried – Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8. Frivolous – Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries toRead More →

1 I have to floss my cat. 2 I’ve dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want to spend more time with my blender. 4 the President said he might drop in. 5 the man on television told me to say tuned. 6 I’ve been scheduled for a karma transplant. 7 I’m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. 8 it’s my parakeet’s bowling night. 9 it wouldn’t be fair to the other Beautiful People. 10 I’m building a pig from a kit. 11 I did my own thing and now I’ve got to undo it. 12 I’m enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.Read More →

Sleep could be a free trial for death and the dreams are ads It’s literally impossible to take a photo of the front of a mirror without the camera appearing in it. If atoms are neither created nor destroyed then we all are billions of years old it’s just that the arrangement of atoms we are put together in are our age. Accents are like fonts for your voice Only introverts could hate themselves for going to a social event and hate themselves for not going to a social event. Good looking people with terrible personalities are real life click baits How amazing would itRead More →