1. The toilet is of the standard Zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating system A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed thorough the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lib, attach to connection marked by the large “X” outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock. 2. The toilet is now ready for use. The Sonovac cleanser is activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twistRead More →

CAPRICORN (DEC22-JAN20) YOU ARE CONSSERVATIVE AND AFRAID OF TAKING RISKS. YOU ARE BASICALLY CHICKEN SHIT. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A CAPRICORN OF ANY IMPORTANTANCE. YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF! AQUARIUS (JAN21-FEB18) YOU HAVE AN INVENTIVE MIND AND ARE INCLINED TO BE PROGRESSIVE. YOU LIE A GREAT DEAL. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU ARE INCLINED TO BE CARELESS AND IMPRACTICAL CAUSING YOU TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES REPEATEDLY. EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE A FUCKING JERK. PISCES (FEB19-MAR20) YOU HAVE A VIVID IMAGINATION AND OFTEN THINK YOUR BEING FOLLOWED BY THE F.B.I. OR THE C.I.A. YOU HAVE A MINOR INFLUENCE OVER YOUR FRIENDS AND PEOPLE RESENT YOU FORRead More →

ALIASES ——- Real pirates are more imaginative than to use the word “copy” in their alias. Corollary: Real pirates aren’t named “Mr. Copy” because real pirates don’t brag about coping Infocom Games. The word “crack”(or “krack”)is found nowhere in a real pirate’s name…… Unless, he really knows how to. Real pirates’ aliases don’t sound as if they were extracted from the lyrics of an Ozzy Ozbourne song (i.e. Provis- ioner of Satan, Black Avenger, Dark Phantom, etc….). Real pirates don’t name themselves after heavy metal groups. Real pirates, if named after some aspect of pirate legend (i.e. Jolly Roger, Captain Hook, Eye Patch, etc.) don’tRead More →