After numerous angry phone calls at the Maroochydore High School in Queensland Australia faculty decided to record this answering machine message. Hilarious School Answering Machine – Watch more Funny VideosRead More →

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work.   There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.   At any given time there are 188,000 people inRead More →

1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early.” 2. You have more beer than food in your fridge. 3. Weekends start on Thursday. No… Wednesday. 4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. 5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. 6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case. 7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed. 8. You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open. 9. You think it’s the weekend on a WednesdayRead More →