1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. 3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs. 4. ELBONICS (el bon’ iks) n. TheRead More →

  If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco. MEGAN FOX, Maxim, Jul. 2007 Transformers made $700 million and that opened a door to introduce this “new girl,” and I happened to be such an outrageous personality that people wanted to start writing about me because it was deemed controversial. I think if I had been a typical Hollywood actress and I said all the right things and I had been a publicity android, it wouldn’t have escalated to this level. MEGAN FOX, Entertainment Weekly, Jun. 10, 2009 It is very important not toRead More →

10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won’t Admit: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5-year-child is too big for a stroller. 8. N’Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional butt-whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. -*- 10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won’t Admit: 1.Read More →