Application for Arkansas governer First name: ______________________ Last name(if known):______________ Address (where you live):__________________________________________ Mother’s name_____________________ (also relation, i.e., sister) Birthdate(yours):__________________ Father’s name:_____________________ (if known, if not, list choices) Color of neck: Light Red ( ) Medium Red( ) Dark Red ( ) No Neck ( ) Year of pickup truck:_____________ List all that you have in your truck: Fuzzy Dice( ) Gun Rack( ) Coon Tail( ) Filled ash tray( ) Dead Road Kill( ) Dog of Unknown Breed( ) Have you ever been to a large city? (Like Little Rock) Yes ( ) No ( ) How far can you throw cow pies?____Read More →

City of Los Angeles Los AngelesHigh School Math Proficiency Exam Name:____________________ Gang:________________________ 1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? 2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it? 3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the priceRead More →

INTRODUCTION: Hello, and welcome to the nerdity test. This test is designed to help you determine your nerdity quotient. In the past, someone may have watched you, or listened to something you said and then exclaimed, “You geek! What do you think you are doing?” Or maybe it’s just us. In any event, we here at the nerdity testing lab were prompted to ask “just what is a nerd?” In response, we came up with this test. By taking it, you will determine your current nerdity quotient (from 0% to 100%), with 100% roughly corresponding to a pile of sludge unable to communicate with anythingRead More →