– It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. – Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. – All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her. – At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. – Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications systemRead More →

Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1970 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack… 2012 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1970 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2012 – PoliceRead More →

SERVICE: "Ridge Hall computer assistance, may I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect." SERVICE: "What sort of trouble?" CUSTOMER: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." SERVICE: "Went away?" CUSTOMER: "They disappeared." SERVICE: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" CUSTOMER: "Nothing." SERVICE: "Nothing?" CUSTOMER: "It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type." SERVICE: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" CUSTOMER: "How do I tell?" SERVICE: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" CUSTOMER: "What’s a sea prompt?" SERVICE: "Never mind, can you moveRead More →