1.    You find yourself typing `com` after every period when using a word processor.com 2.    You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 3.    Your start introducing yourself as `John at I-I-Net dot com.` 4.    Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. 5.    All of your friends have an @ in their name. 6.    You can`t call your mother – she doesn`t have a modem. 7.    Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. 8.    You laugh at people withRead More →

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can’t woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say “hi, my name’s Bob. I’m an alcoholic”? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge butRead More →

– It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. – A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. – If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. – Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. – It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked outRead More →