Stupid questions That Need To Be Resolved

Stupid questions That Need To Be Resolved
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can’t woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the ...

Tings you wouldn’t know without movies

Tings you wouldn't know without movies
– It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. – A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. – If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. – Most laptop computers are powerful enough ...

63 ways to piss off a cop

63 ways to piss off a cop
1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, officer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?” 2. When police officer asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, ...