1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lotRead More →

1. You’re not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. . You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and 24’s mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!" 6. You don’t care about the fuss with Cuba. It’s a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars . 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9.Read More →

@KimKardashian x-rayed her butt? @Snooki, you’re next! #realitytvfan #ilikebigbutts #icannotlie Just walked into a bar with a rabbi. Blew the bartender’s mind. Sometimes when I’m alone in my basilica, I wear sweatpants and dance to big band music. God has spoken to me. The NFL lockout is a sin. I just had the perfect pastry. It was an immaculate confection. #LOLLERZ Watching "The Exorcist", pretending it’s "for work." Accidentally gave myself a dutch oven while driving Popemobile in St. Peter’s square. #testingmyfaith @aplusk – Please, please, please fill me in on the new season of 2.5 men. The Lord refuses to bestow spoilers. Archbishop CaffarraRead More →