More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one poundRead More →

   A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.    A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.    A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.    A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.    A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.    A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.    A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.    A snail can sleep for three years.    Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.    All 50 states are listed across the top of the LincolnRead More →

…she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen. Bases loaded, two strikes, three balls. The crowd goes wild, the pitch flies, and all I can see is her butt. – Howard, Dodge City, KS …she was furious when I got up early once and made her breakfast. Called me controlling. How dare I decide that she would eat breakfast, let alone what she’d have? – Ted, Wexford, PA …what’s mine is hers. I buy her negligees; she sleeps in my T-shirts. When she’s cold she wears my wool socks to bed, never her own. She steals my half-used razors; newRead More →