Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio 01. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. 02. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 03. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 04. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 05. Pay off your credit cards every month. 06. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 07. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone. 08. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 09. Save forRead More →

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” Ernest Hemingway “It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” Mark Twain “A person isn’t who they are during the last conversation you had with them – they’re who they’ve been throughout your whole relationship.” Rainer Maria Rilke “The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.” Coco Chanel “Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.” Eleanor Roosevelt "The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference." Elie WieselRead More →

"Welcome to Burgerama may I take your order?" "Yeah, give me a Double Cheeseburger combo to go." "Would you like to super-size that for only 39 cents?" "Sure." "Would you like to extra-super-size that for another 39 cents?" "Huh?" "Would you like to extra-super-size your meal for 39 cents?" "Didn’t I just do that?" "No, you only super-sized it." "There’s more?" "For another 39 cents, you can get a 32 oz. soda and Mondo-sized fries." "What am I getting now?" "A 24 oz. Soda and Bigman-sized fries." "24 oz.? That’s super-sized? That sounds like a medium." "We don’t have mediums, sir." "You don’t?" "No, sir."Read More →