I don’t understand when…

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv ...

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Ten Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

Contrary to popular belief, Paris was not named after Paris, France, but after Paris, Texas. Paris is so conceited and so egotistical that she recently called up Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris, and told her that she would pay her $16,000 to change her first name. Miss Hilton, the nation’s top celebutante, once stated "New Mexico, ...