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He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) is an anti-Trump online performance art project by actor Shia Labeouf . Its basically a live stream of a flag. “Open to all, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, The performance will be live-streamed continuously for four years, or the duration of the presidency. In this way, the mantra “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US” acts as a show of resistance or insistence, opposition or optimism, guided by the spirit of each individual participant and the community.” The flag was placed in an undisclosed location. As soon as the stream started, 4chan trolls were quick to rain onRead More →

During the holiday season, Starbucks is known for two things: extra sugary seasonal drinks, and cups that celebrate the Christmas spirit. But in 2015, the company decided to take a more non-denominational stance with their cups. Instead of doing a Christmas-themed design, they debuted simple red cups. In a statement about the cups, the vice president of the company, Jeffrey Fields, said, “In the past, we have told stories with our holiday cups designs. This year we wanted to usher in the holidays with a purity of design that welcomes all of our stories.” Some customers, however, were not pleased. Joshua Feuerstein shared a videoRead More →

1. What do you call a broke Santa? Saint – NICKEL – LESS. 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. 3. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. 4. Where does Santa keep his money? A snow bank. 5. Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself. 6. What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause. 7. What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! 8. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle. 9. WhatRead More →