Letter Written to an Insurance Company – Lost Presence of Mind

Alleged letter written to an insurance company that wanted a complete explanation from an injured man who had explained what happened with the words “lost presence of mind”.

tter written to an insurance company that wanted a complete explanation from an injured man who had explained what happened

“I’m a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of bricks left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by wheelbarrow, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.
“Securing the rope at ground level, I went back up on the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went back to the ground floor and untied the rope, holding it tightly to assure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note in block 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh 135 pounds.

Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I ‘lost my presence of mind’ and didn’t let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

“In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued the rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deed into the pulley. This explains the lacerations of my right hand. Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and held tightly to the rope in spite of the pain.

“At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground, and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed about 50 pounds. I refer you again to my weight of 135 pounds, in block 11. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building.

“In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations to my legs. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks, and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.

“I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there in the bricks, in pain, unable to move, and watching the barrel six stories above me, I again ‘lost presence of mind’; I let go of the rope.”

Test yourself with these thinking excercises

Test solutions are at the bottom of the page. Don’t be lazy. Try hard to figure these out before you look! It’ll be a lot more satisfying.

Test Yourself to Learn Better

  1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it’s raining! Why?

    This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.

  2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, “I can’t operate on this boy, he is my son! ” How can this be?
  3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, coat, gloves and ski mask. He is walking down a back street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?
  4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?
  5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.
  6. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
  7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?
  8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?
  9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says ‘Thank you’ and walks out. This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out.
  10. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
  11. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
  12. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
  13. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
  14. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? (or day names in any other language)
  15. This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

Test solutions are below. Don’t be lazy. Try hard to figure these out before you look!

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Test solutions

  1. The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the elevator buttons. However, if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.
  2. The surgeon was his mother.
  3. It was day time.
  4. At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was traveling by boat. The older twin, Terry, was born first early on March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone and Kerry, the younger twin, was born on February the 28th. Therefore, the younger twin celebrates her birthday two days before her older brother.
  5. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal of the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So for safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.
  6. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning the punch.
  7. He recognized Adam and Eve as the only people without navels. Because they were not born of women, they had never had umbilical cords and therefore they never had navels. This one seems perfectly logical but it can sometimes spark fierce theological arguments. (Just what a HUMOR list needs!!) ;^)
  8. They were two of a set of triplets (or quadruplets, etc.). This puzzle stumps many people. They try outlandish solutions involving test-tube babies or surrogate mothers. Why does the brain search for complex solutions when there is a much simpler one available?
  9. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups–so the man no longer needed the water. The is a simple puzzle to state but a difficult one to solve. It is a perfect example of a seemingly irrational and incongruous situation having a simple and complete explanation. Amazingly this classic puzzle seems to work in different cultures and languages.
  10. The third. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead.
  11. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
  12. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.
  13. The answer is Charcoal.
  14. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
  15. The letter “e,” which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph…

Alternate Test Solutions

  1. Because one of them did not necessarily celebrate their birthday on the day they were born, but celebrated later or earlier. Much simpler than having Mom giving birth while crossing the International Date Line and tossing in a Leap Year and the like. Needlessly complicated.
  2. Because he was the one who put the poison in the punch. Of course he wouldn’t drink any *after* he poisoned it. Who goes to the effort of making poison ice cubes, except Bond villains and those bad guys in the “Encyclopedia Brown” mystery stories we read in elementary school?
  3. Because they were adopted. It’s a coincidence they were born on the same exact day. OK, so Occam’s Razor could be applied equally to both solutions…

Bored With Your Job? Office Dares

How To Deal With A Totally Boring Job
What to Do When You’re Bored With Your Job

ONE-POINT DARES

  1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
  2. Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
  3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,”Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.”
  4. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
  5. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
  6. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
  7. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT DARES

  1. Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
  2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it.”
  3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
  4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
  5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

  1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself, 10 if you sing it through to the end).
  2. Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
  3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob.”
  4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a number two.”
  5. After every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in “The report’s on your desk, Mon.” Keep this up for 1 hour.
  6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
  7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, all of you just shut up!”
  8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As God as my witness, I’ll never go hungry again.”
  9. In a colleague’s DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: “See how I look in tights.”(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
  10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, “You wanna trade?”
  11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
  12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, “I can’t talk about it.”
  13. Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
  14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
  15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
  16. Hang a 2′ long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out, but don’t remove it.
  17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist.
  18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
  19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.