Never ever waste your parent’s hard earned money

Never pressurize your parents to buy something beyond their limits

Son : Dad I want to wear new pair of shoes on his/her wedding.

Dad : Recently you bought a pair of shoes. Right?

Son : Oh Dad! That was 6 months ago. I am ordering some Red Chief shoes. Why don’t you join me ?

Dad (wearing his 3 years old shoes) : Look at my shoes, they will serve me for at least 2 more years (laughs).

Son : Ok Dad. Fine. I’ll order for me only.

He ordered successfully but failed to recognize the sacrificing tone hiding in his words.

He is saving each and every penny to let you provide best education. He is sacrificing everything to give you a luxurious life.

He will never say how much he sacrifices for you. Please realize this and do not spend lavishly.

Always remember, If your parents feel, “our son/daughter is wasting our hard earned money”. You fail as a child.

And one more thing, STOP DEMANDING. They are already giving you beyond their limits.

 

Most Romantic First Line But Least Romantic Second Line

A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… But the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected; only here’s the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you’re near

Your body is hot, your mind is fine.
If only youd stop drinking that fucking wine.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
if I punch you in the eye, it will turn blue.

Words cannot describe your beauty..
but numbers can 2 out of 10

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell ”

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies !

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

Your teeth are like stars.
Yellow and far apart.

Funniest You’re Fired Story

The CEO of the firm sent an email to everyone saying that they are taking some tough decisions and have decided to declare about 1,500 positions across the globe as redundant in the next 24 hours. Employees would be notified starting tomorrow from their Sydney office, the mail said.

One of their offices was prepared with cabs arranged to drop people home after giving them the news, ambulance for emergency, bags and boxes to help people take their stuff. People were getting anxious and restless.

One of the guys got a call on his desk and was asked to come to the meeting room. He was told that he has been declared redundant. He silently collects an empty box, a pen drive, a bag and a relieving letter which specified a payment of 6 months salary. He was expressionless.

He stepped out of the room, headed to a vacant corridor and punched in the air to rejoice!

He was planning to put his papers the coming Monday informing about his plans to join for a Masters program in the U.S.