Where Donald Trump Grows His Hair?

The first home ground used to grow Donald Trump hair has been situated in Tromsø Norway, one amongst the northmost cities within the world. Scientists ensure that Trump, similar to the Biblical Samson, attracts most of his power from his hair.

Donald Trump hair farm

Jokes aside, there has been speculation regarding Donald Trump’s hair. Michael R. Cunningham, Ph.D., a professor and psychologist at the University of Louisville, thinks that Trump simply likes it that way, whereas Dr. Paul McAndrews, a dermatologist, specialist of hair restoration, suggests 3 different reasons why Donald Trump would possibly opt for a comb-over: “To hide baldness, to cover a bad transplant, or to cover a flap surgery scar.”

Donald Trump haircut

Our is a Country of Immigrants

Immigrants fail

My god ythey are soo stupid. “Ours is a country of immigrants” is a perfectly acceptable grammatical phrase. If you were intelligent you’d understand that it’s NOT a bad joke about immigrants thinking U.S. is pronounced like the pronoun “us,” and you’d also realize that they aren’t saying there are too many immigrants, they’re saying that the U.S. was built by immigrants, and therefore modern immigrants have as many rights as citizens. Also, is the mindfuck the black guy in the back?”

Trump is a Cunt

Trump is a unt? Sorry, that extremely effective hand is blocking the rest of the word so I don’t know what to make of all of this.

Is it illegal to make factual statements in Glasgow now?
She is a stand up comedian from Glasgow (Janey Godley) and this is how she decided to greet Trump at his golf course in Turnberry today. The Po Po were not impressed. I definitely was. Unfortunately there will be many more after Brexit and if Trump is elected.