Did you forget to lock your front door? Take heart, at least you didn’t forget to lock the cell doors of prison inmates, like what happened to the warden of Norrätlje prison in Sweden.
The ladies who went see the film brought some healthy snack options, but when they saw the popcorn they couldn’t resist and left their shitty health snack on the floor.
These were planted by someone, either to drum up publicity or as an ill-devised prank.
- Nobody in their right mind would use those with the plastic on.
- The seats are completely free of any stains.
- If someone’s intention was to masturbate during a movie, they’d bring their own tools.
- We’re supposed to believe that two women had the very same idea, and that they just happened to be sitting next to each other?
- Barring that, we’re supposed to believe that two women who are comfortable masturbating next to each other are both ignorant of clitoral stimulation
Given the nonchalant cradle of his “hover board,” this guy probably needs a snorkel considering how much pussy he drinks.
The guy who runs this company started it out of his dad’s house and would hand deliver the drink to clubs himself when he first started. It’s now sold in lots of stores in the UK despite even being banned from advertising itself for having a sexually explicit name.