Oligarch divorce

A lurid war of words has broken out in the UK divorce courts where billionaire Russian oligarch Maxim De Pissoff is being sued for ‘cruel and unusual’ treatment by long-suffering wife Tamara Willdoo. Buckling under cross-examination by the plaintiff’s lawyer De Pissoff admitted he may sometimes have been unintentionally lax in satisfying his wife’s womanly ...

Who sneezed?

So stalin was giving a speech to a few hundred thousand soldiers… One soldier then sneezes in the middle of stalin’s speech. Stalin stops, looks around and asks: "who sneezed?" there was no answer…. he asks again and sure enough no one answered – Stalin is now pissed, he doesn’t like being ignored so he ...

Charm school

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started ...