And were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, “I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had.” The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek. Then she said, “I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity.” The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his hand on hers. The elderly woman then stated, “I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine.” This time,Read More →

1.) Approach stranger and say hello. “Hello!” 2.) Compliment them on their looks. “I like how the sunlight makes your bald head look so shiny! It really is blinding!” 3.) Make small talk. “I guess you wouldn’t like the rain, huh? Imagine the rain drops rolling off your bald head.” 4.) Don’t mention their bald head. …“Oh, how silly of me! You’re not bald, I couldn’t see that single strand of hair that’s magnificently swaying in the wind due to the high intensity of the sunlight in my eye. Oh how wonderful it contrasts against the splendid roundness of your head. How do you getRead More →

In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map towards North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country inRead More →