Google’s Pizza – Everything Google Knows About You

Google's Pizza - Everything Google Knows About You
– Hello! Gordon’s pizza? – No sir it’s Google’s pizza. – So it’s a wrong number?” Sorry – No sir, Google bought it. – OK. Take my order please – Well sir, you want the usual?” – The usual? You know me? – According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, ...

The bitcoin bubble is a joke

The bitcoin bubble is a joke
  Everyone is Now Part of the 1% Thanks to Bitcoin Chuck Norris mined all bitcoins…twice. -Who is Bitcoin’s least favorite rapper? -2chainz! -What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA? -Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon. -Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin? -They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’. -A boy asked his ...

Top 10 Sarcastic One Liners

Top 10 Sarcastic One Liners
I am 25% funny and 95% poor at math. Dear, handsome guys, how did you do that? When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. I am actually good looking, if you don’t look at me. The only joke my parent ...