Savage Dad Jokes You’re Going To Hate Yourself

Savage Dad Jokes You're Going To Hate Yourself
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program ...

Inappropriate But Also Hilarious Jokes

Inappropriate But Also Hilarious Jokes
1. How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper. 2. How is a woman like a road? They both have manholes. 3. Why are men like diapers? They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable. 4. What type of bird gives the best head? A swallow. 5. What’s better than ...

Who Died For Our Sins?

Who Died For Our Sins?
The teacher asks the class “who died for our sins?” Patrick jabs Katie with a pen and she screams “Jesus Christ!” The teacher says “That’s right, and who created the world. Patrick jabs her again and she shouts “God almighty!” “Very good” says the teacher, “and what did Eve tells Adam after having their second ...