1) It’s not common knowledge that Slick Willie tried to get into the Army as an 8F – in case of an enemy invasion, he’d be sent overseas! 2) Slick Willy is for higher learning. He wants to subsidize ‘training bras’. 3) I don’t want to say that Willy is Slick, but he convinced Mario Cuomo that capital punishment is acceptable ONLY if it’s not too severe. 4) Hillary has always been spouting off at the mouth. Until she was 6 months old, her parents were diapering the wrong end! 5) When Slick Willy was a baby, he bawled all night. Now only the spellingRead More →

Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.” Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material tohide my activities?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiringRead More →

So a guy goes to hell. A woman appears to explain how everything works. She says “we just do the things that we aren’t allowed to do in heaven, we change by day. Do you drink?” And he says “yeah. I was an alcoholic.” She said “Awesome! That’s all we do on Mondays! Do you do drugs?” “I’ve always wanted to try!” “Than you’ll love Tuesdays! What about gambling?” “I gambled all the time when I was young!” “See? You’ll fit right in here. Are you gay?” “Umm… No?” “Ahh. You won’t like Thursday then.”Read More →