1. Q. Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? A. Classical Conditioning 2. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably…. 3.  Q. How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. One, but the lightbulb really has to want to change. 4.  Q. How many “Rogerians” does it take to change a light bulb? A. How many do you think it takes? 5.  Three Freudians go into a bar.  The barman asks for some id. 6.  “Doctor, there’s a man here to see you who thinks he’s invisible.” “Tell him I can’t see him right now.” 7.  One behaviorist meets another onRead More →

A man received message from his neighbour … Sorry sir I am using your wife…I am using day and night …I am using when u r not present at home….In fact I am using more than U R using….. I confess this because now I am feeling very guilty… Hope U will accept my sincere apologies….. Man went home and had a big fight with his wife……. Few minutes later he received another message… Sorry Sir spelling mistake… it’s not wife but wifi..Read More →

1. They have kangaroos in Germany? English translation: — Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? — Yes! Because a house can’t jump. Original German: — Kann ein Känguru höher als ein Haus springen? — Ja! Weil ein Haus nicht springen kann. 2. You thought that ice was free? English translation: — “But Waiter, the coffee is cold!” — “Thanks for telling me, sir! Ice coffee is one Euro more….” Original German: “Aber Herr Ober, der Kaffee ist ja kalt!” “Gut, dass Sie mir das sagen, mein Herr! Eiskaffee kostet nämlich einen Euro mehr …” 3. The only thing funnier than Germans is German grammarRead More →