Collection of short Jokes – All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind. – Why didn’t the sailors play cards? – Because the captain was sitting on the deck. – Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer? – Because the grass tickles their balls! – What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms? – 365 used condoms are VERY good year. – What Bill Gates‘ wife says him when they make love? – Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT. A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly,Read More →

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them “Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in.” So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out “Bananas!” and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out “Money!” and lands in aRead More →