Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California’s third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally… Scientists stumped. Authentic year 2000 “chad” sells at Sotheby’s for $4.6 million. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.) Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars canRead More →

Pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet after every flight. This lets the mechanics know if any problems with the aircraft occurred on the flight. After fixing the issue the mechanic responds on the form: Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and the solutions (P = problem logged by the pilot.) (S = solution and action taken by the engineers.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: DeadRead More →

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you fix a women’s watch? A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do? A: Because women don’t shutRead More →