An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I’ve never been better!" he boasted. "I’ve got an 30 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods andRead More →

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. IfRead More →

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That’s great son. Who is she?" Son: "It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later … Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That’s great son. Who is she?" Son: "It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that.Angela is also your sister."Read More →