A smart blonde woman is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Midwest, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she realizes that it is another blonde woman in a rowboat in the middle of a field rowing the boat like crazy. She stops her car at the side of the road and gets out. She yells out to the blonde in the rowboat, “What the &$%# are you doing?” The blonde in the boat, obviously flustered, yells back, “I have got to hurry up and get home in time for dinner or I willRead More →

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. Please God try to explain women? “Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”. “OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?” GOD says, “So you would like them.” “OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?” “So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies. The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?” GOD says, “So they would love you!”Read More →

Collection of short Jokes – All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind. – Why didn’t the sailors play cards? – Because the captain was sitting on the deck. – Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer? – Because the grass tickles their balls! – What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms? – 365 used condoms are VERY good year. – What Bill Gates‘ wife says him when they make love? – Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT. A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly,Read More →