Smart Blonde Woman

Smart Blonde Woman
A smart blonde woman is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Midwest, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she realizes that it is another blonde woman in a rowboat in the middle of a field rowing the boat like crazy. She stops her ...

Please God try to explain women

Please God try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. Please God try to explain women? “Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”. “OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?” GOD says, “So you would like them.” “OK,” the ...

Short Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

Short Jokes That'll Get You A Laugh On Demand
Collection of short Jokes – All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind. – Why didn’t the sailors play cards? – Because the captain was sitting on the deck. – Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer? – Because the grass tickles their ...