If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can face the world without lies and deceit, If you can conquer tension without medical help,Read More →

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: two Italian men and one Italian woman two French men and one French woman two German men and one German woman two Greek men and one Greek woman two English men and one English woman two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman two Japanese men and one Japanese woman two Chinese men and one Chinese woman two American men and one American woman two Irish men and one Irish woman One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things haveRead More →

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brandRead More →