Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That’s great son. Who is she?" Son: "It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later … Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That’s great son. Who is she?" Son: "It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that.Angela is also your sister."Read More →

Russian President Putin called President  Obama with an emergency: “Our largest condom factory has exploded,” the Russian President cried. “My people’s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!” “Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied the President. “I do need your help” said Putin. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?” “Why certainly! I’ll get right on it,”said Obama. “Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Putin. “Yes?” “Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10″ long and 4″ inRead More →

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What’s with the money in the jar?" "Well…, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Ferrari." The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So,Read More →