Smart Blonde Woman

Smart Blonde Joke
Smart Blonde Joke

A smart blonde woman is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Midwest, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she realizes that it is another blonde woman in a rowboat in the middle of a field rowing the boat like crazy.

She stops her car at the side of the road and gets out. She yells out to the blonde in the rowboat, “What the &$%# are you doing?” The blonde in the boat, obviously flustered, yells back, “I have got to hurry up and get home in time for dinner or I will be in real trouble!”

The blonde at the side of the road is aggravated. “I can’t believe this! You are out in the middle of a field in a row boat! It’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! In fact, if I could swim, I would swim out there and kick your butt!”

Please God try to explain women

Do Not Try To Understand Women
Do Not Try To Understand Women

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. Please God try to explain women?

“Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”.

“OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?”

GOD says, “So you would like them.”

“OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?”

“So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?”

GOD says, “So they would love you!”

Short Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

Collection of short Jokes
Short Funny Jokes
– All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.

– Why didn’t the sailors play cards?
– Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

– Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
– Because the grass tickles their balls!

– What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?
– 365 used condoms are VERY good year.

– What Bill Gates‘ wife says him when they make love?
– Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
– Stop! Treason! The ass!!!

– Who has invented the love?
– The poor, so they can fuck for free.

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
– What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
– Hundred dollars, as usual.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She is expecting triplets.
Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago.

Good: Your wife doesn’t talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.

Good: Your son is growing up.
Bad: He has a relationship with a whore from the neighborhood.
Very bad: Just like you.

Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.

Good: Your son has a serious relationship.
Bad: The relationship is with a man.
Very bad: With your best friend.

Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is a whore.
Very bad: She earns much more than you.