A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game. That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.Read More →

A lurid war of words has broken out in the UK divorce courts where billionaire Russian oligarch Maxim De Pissoff is being sued for ‘cruel and unusual’ treatment by long-suffering wife Tamara Willdoo. Buckling under cross-examination by the plaintiff’s lawyer De Pissoff admitted he may sometimes have been unintentionally lax in satisfying his wife’s womanly needs. ‘For years you used her as nothing more than a sex toy, isn’t that right?’ Mrs De Pissoff’s divorce attorney demanded at the hearing. ‘Nothing could be further from the truth,’ De Pissoff retorted. ‘Why, the last dozen times we made love I gave her humongous orgasms… but theRead More →

So stalin was giving a speech to a few hundred thousand soldiers… One soldier then sneezes in the middle of stalin’s speech. Stalin stops, looks around and asks: "who sneezed?" there was no answer…. he asks again and sure enough no one answered – Stalin is now pissed, he doesn’t like being ignored so he gets the first row executed. He asks again, and no one answers… "execute the second row" and BAM the second row is dead! He asks again… then a little scared man puts his hand up, shaking in fear… "it was me… I sneezed" Stalin turns to him and says "blessRead More →