Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"Read More →

One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, ‘Please god, give me the strength to cross this river.’ Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, ‘Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river.’ Poof! God gave her a rowboat and she was able to row across theRead More →

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.Read More →