Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks

Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, ‘Edna,I’d like to ride in that helicopter’ Edna always replied, ‘I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks’ One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy ...

Best Star Wars Jokes and Puns

Best Star Wars Jokes and Puns
Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener? A: Because he has a green thumb. Q: And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab? A: Because he’s always a little short. ~ Q: How do you get down from a bantha? A: You don’t. You get down from a goose. ~ ...

Jokes only smart people will get

Jokes only smart people will get
1. This clever bit What happens when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic, and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night wondering whether or not there is a dog. 2. This joke for English majors Doctor: I’m afraid you have onomatopoeia Man: Oh no! What is that? Doctor: It’s exactly what it sounds like. 3. ...