Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.” Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material tohide my activities?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiringRead More →

The first one says “I like to operate on librarians. When you open them up, everything is sorted alphabetically” The second one says “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is numbered and organized” The third one says “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded” The fourth one says “Guys come on, operating on politicians is the best and clearly the easiest” The other three are looking at each other in disbelief. One of them asks why. So the surgeon says “They are heartless, gutless, spineless and heads and asses are interchangeable!”  Read More →

North Korea: Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be landing a man on the sun within 10 years.   A startled reporter shouted, “But the sun is thousands   degrees Celsius. No one can get within 10 million miles of the sun!” The audience was stunned at the reporter’s brazen challenge and the room fell into a long silence. But instead of having the reporter arrested, Kim calmly replied, “We will land at night.” The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause. Back in Washington, Nancy Pelosi and her staff were watching. When PelosiRead More →