Big Chungus is the greatest game know to man currently it is only available on ps4
Colorado GameStop manager named Justin Laufer shared a bizarre story about a GameStop employee’s mom asking for Big Chungus, a PlayStation 4 game featuring a pear-shaped Bugs Bunny on the cover. Supposedly, the Big Chungus game is developed by No Man’s Sky‘s Hello Games, features Dante from Devil May Cry, and is rated AO for Adults
Son:Mom, for christmas can you buy me Big Chungus,
Mom: what the wtf is a Hig Bunyons?!?
Friend 1: bro, you look like a big chungus after thanksgiving
Friend 2: i know bro, i ate like a king
Chungus has no beginning. Chungus has no end. Chungus is infinite. Millions of years after our civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, Chungus will endure.
Chungus is eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. We are but rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. We touch Chungus’ mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Our lives are measured in years and decades. We wither and die. Chungus is eternal. Before it, we are nothing.
Chungus imposes order on the chaos of organic life. We exist because Chungus allows it, and we will end because Chungus demands it.
Chungus transcends our very understanding. We cannot grasp the nature of Chungus’ existence.
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Big Chungus is a figure among figures. Consider him a God among Gods. His mere presence distorts reality. All of this composed out of a singular PS4 game. Big Chungus revolutionized the gaming industry and shaped the world to what we know and love today.