Best Elephant Jokes – Compilation

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
Because their trunks kept on falling down.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
Peanut butter.

What can an elephant make that no other animal can make?
A baby elephant.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card!

Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.

What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant?
A dumbo jet.

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
This is the end of me!

Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can’t remember long stories!

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What do elephants sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants… Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus!

Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs!

What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!

Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions!”

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
Russell!

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?
Warren!

What is an elephant that flies?
A propellaphant.

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater?
Terrified!

What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squashed!

Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant?
Ten pounds.

Who lost a herd of elephants?
Big bo peep!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming Trunks

How are elephants and computers similar?
They both have big memories.

What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!

What is an elephants favorite film?
Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
You look elephantastic!

What do you do with old cannon balls?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (they say no)
Works, doesn’t it?

If uncle jack helped you off an elephant would you help uncle jack off an elephant

An elephant flew past at 200 miles per hour. It was a Nelliecopter

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
Because their trunks kept on falling down.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
Peanut butter.

What can an elephant make that no other animal can make?
A baby elephant.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card!

Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.

What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant?
A dumbo jet.

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
This is the end of me!

Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can’t remember long stories!

What do elephants sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants… Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus!

Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs!

What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!

Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions!”

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
Russell!

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?
Warren!

What is an elephant that flies?
A propellaphant.

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater?
Terrified!

What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squashed!

Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant?
Ten pounds.

Who lost a herd of elephants?
Big bo peep!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming Trunks

How are elephants and computers similar?
They both have big memories.

What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!

What is an elephants favorite film?
Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
You look elephantastic!

What do you do with old cannon balls?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (they say no)
Works, doesn’t it?

If uncle jack helped you off an elephant would you help uncle jack off an elephant

An elephant flew past at 200 miles per hour. It was a Nelliecopter