Bad Jokes About Elon Musk

elon musk eyes.png

  1. How does AC/DC get to space? Rock it!
  2. What do you call it when Elon Musk’s kids run in circles after eating candy? A hyperloop!
  3. What do you take when you go to a rave on the international space station? SpaceX!
  4. What do Elon Musk’s Christmas Cards say? “Tesla Season To Be Jolly!”
  5. What does a new Tesla smell like? Elon’s Musk!
  6. Why did the kangaroo join Elon Musks space program? He wanted to be a Mars-supial.
  7. What do rock bands do when they play for Elon Musk in Nevada? Gigafactory!
  8. Why didn’t Musk’s kids stick around to watch him drill a hole? Because it was boring.
  9. What’s Elon Musk’s favorite meal of the day? Launch time.
  10. Why was the SpaceX rocket late for liftoff? Because it was Dragon.
  11. How does SpaceX pull together a mission to Mars? They have to plan it.
  12. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He just needed space.
  13. A restaurant critic reviewed space. He said it was beautiful but lacked atmosphere
  14. What’s Elon Musk’s favorite Swedish pop band? Ace of Space.
  15. What was Elon Musk’s favorite book in high school? Tesla of the D’Urbervilles.